Liberals to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Light Bulb - Sado-Masochists

Q: How many sado-masochists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him.

Torotonians to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing.