CD Player Users - Change Light Bulb

Q: How many CD player users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck

Bass Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Snowboarders to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"