Romanians to Change Lightbulb 2

Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?

Light Bulb - Reagans

Q: How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory.

Light Bulb - SAS Programmers

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb.