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Knock Knock - Lime
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!
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Knock Knock - Love
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
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Knock Knock - Thumpin
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumpin who?
Thumpin green and slimy is climbing up your back!
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