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Yo Mama - Accident
Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.
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Second Opinion
A guy visits his psychiatrist, who tells him he's crazy. The guy replies, "I want a second opinion". The psychiatrist replies, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
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Submitted BY: zacharyjamess
Failed Attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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