Insult Jokes - Ugly Insult Jokes

Rude and Crude

You look old enough to be your own father.
You should go to work for Maytag as an agitator
He traced his genealogy back to royalty ---- King Kong
Someone called you a pompous ass, but I came to your defense. I said you are not pompous.
You’ve had a free ride all your life ---- on the rear legs of a horse.
Talk about being backward, you’re not a little behind---you’re a big one.
You’ve got a bald head --- on the inside.
You’re not bald. You just have an extra larger part in your hair.
Shakespeare and your mother certainly knew how to produce tragedies.
Sex must be wicked. Look at how your parents were punished for indulging in it.
You should be glad you were born. No one else is!
He had to be born cesarean. When his mother saw his head, she wasn’t going to let him out.
He was a test-tube baby. The experiment failed.
When you were born, did they quarantine the maternity ward?
Do your parents remember your birthday by doing penance?
When you were born the first thing the doctor did was pat you on the back to make you cry, and then he patted your mother on the back to make her stop crying.
If your parents are worriers I can see why.
At least there is one good thing about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Dog

Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous

The Stick

''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''

Categories: Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous
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