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Yo Mama - Pregnancy Test
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test.
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Stupid Insults
- One node short of a network.
- One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.
- One pane short of a window.
- One pearl short of a necklace.
- One prayer short of absolution.
- One press short of a CAPS LOCK key.
- One punch/swing/hit short of a fight.
- One sentence short of a paragraph.
- One shade short of a rainbow.
- One shingle shy of a roof, and the water's getting in.
- One ship short of a full fleet.
- One side short of a pentagon.
- One signature short of a book.
- One sleeve/button short of a shirt.
- One snowflake short of a ski slope.
- One song short of a musical.
- One span short of a bridge.
- One step short of the attic.
- One strawberry short of a quart.
- One strike past being called out.
- One sub short of a party platter.
- One taco/enchilada short of a combination plate.
- One teabag short of a pot.
- One tower short of a castle.
- One tree short of a hammock.
- One vine short of the tree. (For Tarzan types.)
- One weight short of a shipwreck.
- Only one oar in the water.
- Only playing with 51 cards.
- Only playing with the jokers
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Insult - Buckets on Heads
Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.
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