Insulting On The Street

How to be Insulting in the Street: Wave frantically across the street to people who are trying to ignore you and try to attract as much attention to them as you can.

Clumsy Talent

Okay, I'm so talented. I can get hit by parked cars, the walls run into me, the floor comes up and hits me, and best of all, I can fall up the stairs.

Yo Mama - Yeast Infection

Yo mama is so gross, she gets sourdough yeast infections.