Type Genius

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.

Questionable Qualified Employee

So I was calling to order a pizza, with the menu in hand, I order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon, and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says, "Oh I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef." So I say, "but here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she responds, "Oh well we have hamburger!" So I said, "Okay I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef then." She says, "No problem!"

Haunted House Position

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.