Low Self-Esteem

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, sat down on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

Deck of Cards

Q: What are two suits short of a full deck?
A: A Half-wit

Nobody's Fool

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.