Insult Jokes

Know It All

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

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Bring Some More Ammo

The company commander saw the results of Private Gibson's firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: "Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself." "By shooting?" asked the company commander. "Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible."

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Insult: Vulture

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

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