Holiday Jokes - Easter Jokes

Easter Sunday Mass

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

Anonymous

Expensive Easter

These crazy egg prices better not afffect the Cadbury ones.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Easter Time

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Anonymous
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