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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Breakin
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap.
Dirty bastards.
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Got Nuts
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "That's alright... do you have any dates?" He replies, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"
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