Funny Thoughts - Stupid Insults

Dummie

A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom. He asked, "What on earth are you doing?!?!" The wife turned to the other man and replied, "See, I told you he was as dumb as a post."

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Anonymous

Useful

You're as useful as tits on a bullfrog / bull / boar-hog.

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Anonymous

Deck of Cards

Q: What are two suits short of a full deck?
A: A Half-wit

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