Yo Momma - Door Frame

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

She Tripped

Yo mama so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St.

Girl at the Bar

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."