Pickup Lines

Check Out My Handheld

Want to check out my handheld? ... It's in my pants.

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Did It Hurt?

Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
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Parking Ticket

You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you've got "fine" written all over you!

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
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