Pickup Lines

Clown Squirt Pickup

This plastic flower isn't the only thing that'll squirt you in the eye! Honk honk!

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Approach Goalmouth

I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Global Warming

You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
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