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Looking for Love
This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, "Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2x4 with your hard-on?" To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards."
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Clown Squirt Pickup
This plastic flower isn't the only thing that'll squirt you in the eye! Honk honk!
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Approach Goalmouth
I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
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