Friday Night Pick-up Lines - Wise Woman

Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you."
Woman: (tries to ignore him)
Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?"
Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?"
Man: (nods his head smiling)
Woman: "Then go take a fuckin' hike!!!"

You're Sweet

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Outrageous Flirting Lines

• You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
• Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?
• There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• At last! I finally found the perfect girl!
• A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
• Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• If I follow you home, will you keep me?
• The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
• If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?
• I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
• Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.
• I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
• But you're so *cute* when you blush!
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.
• Please be patient--this is my first time.
• May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
• Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
• Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
• A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.
• A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
• I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
• If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
• I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
• Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
• Be good and you'll be lonely.
• The best things in life are ME!
• I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.
• I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
• I don't dance, but I'd love to hold you while you do.
• Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
• I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!
• Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
• I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!
• BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human!