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Stealth Condom

Q: Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?

A: They'll never see you coming.

Nobody

Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz:  "We're the Nobody that Midas brags about."

Bad Corporate Slogans

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. 

  • Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" 
  • MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."
  • Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"
  • Iguana: "The other green meat."
  • Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"
  • Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."
  • Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!"
  • Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"
  • Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"
  • Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"