Jokes about Families

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My parents didn't raise a quitter!
They raised a procrastinator.

Anonymous

Pale Daddy

Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.

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Anonymous

Stop

A lady drove a van full of a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot looking for a space. Obviously frazzled she coasted through a stop sign; "Hey lady have you forgotten how to stop?!" yelled an irate man she rolled down the window and said "What makes you think these are all mine?"

Anonymous
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