Professional Courtesy?

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, "Hi there handsome. How ya doing?" She then wiggled her backside and walked off. "Who was that?" demanded the doctor's wife."Er- just a woman I met professionally." stammered the doctor. "Oh yeah?" his wife snarled. "In whose profession? Yours or hers?"

Blonds and Railroad Tracks

Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

Condoms In Ears

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.