Blonde Drives Stick

Q: How can you tell if a blonde was trying to drive stick?
A: There's a condom on the gear shift.

Le Parfume

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me." So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

Blonde And Brunette

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Wow, he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off"." I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette. All of a sudden the blonde turns to the brunette with a confused look and says, "Okay, but how do you give shoulders?"