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Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.
Commiting Suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
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Blonde - M & M's
Q: Why do blondes hate M & M's?
A: They're to hard to peel.
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Blonde's Cooking
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
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