Don't Pull Your Finger Out

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

Blonde in Suspense

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Blonde and The Coke Machine

This blonde was at a Coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded, "I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."