Telling Me the Time?

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Nine Blondes in Ocean

Q: What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?
A: An air pocket.

Blonde At UN

Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"