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The Origin of Blondes
Q: Why were blondes created?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!
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Zipper
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Your Breast Is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"
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