Blonde and The Puzzle

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

Blondes to Screw Light Bulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They only screw in cars.

Blonde's Headlights Out

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.