Morning Blonde

Q: What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
A: "See ya."

Blonde Confessing Sins

A blonde girl went to confess her sins. "Father, please pray for me for I've sinned," she said. The priest asked, "What did you do my child?" "I was driving and it was dark and I ran over a horse." "Oh," said the priest and he continued to ask, "did you tell the owner?" "I'm afraid that's impossible," said the girl. "Why is it?" the priest asked. "'Because I think the owner was riding the horse when I hit the horse." "Oh Lord, have mercy," said the priest gasping.

Blonde Soul Train

She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."