Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Double The Recipe

Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

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New Inventions

New Inventions by Blondes:

  • The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses.
  • Solar powered flashlight.
  • Submarine screen door.
  • A book on how to read Inflatable dart board.
  • A dictionary index.
  • Powdered water.
  • Pedal powered wheel chair.
  • Water proof tea bags.
  • Zero proof alcohol.
  • Reusable ice cubes.
  • Skinless bananas.
  • Do it yourself road map.

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Wavy Blonde

Q: Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?
A: Because a blonde drowned in it.

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