Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blondes and Caves

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's vagina and a cave?
A: A couple of inches.

Anonymous

True False Final Exam

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.

Anonymous

Blonde and Lottery Ticket

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Anonymous
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