Blonde at a Music Store

A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

Seashell Tattoo

The blonde was showing off her new tattoo of a giant sea shell on her inner thigh. A friend asked her why she would get such a tattoo in that location. She responded, "It's really awesome, if you put your left ear up against it, you can smell the ocean!"

Elevator Jobs

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.