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Blonde On a Shakey Airplane
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.
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Blonde Tattoo Apartment Number
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her apartment number on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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Order at a Restaurant
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit, "I was keeping it warm." Disgusted, the wife says, "Please cancel my hotdog order."
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