Blonde Jokes

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It's Bedtime

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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When Cows Fly

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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Drooling Idiots

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Riddles
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