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Library

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the WORST book I've ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarked, "So, you're the one who took our phone book!"

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Anonymous

Knock Knock - Owls

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's right! Owls hoo!

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Anonymous

Knock Knock - Mop

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?! (smell ma poo)

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