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Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar
Neutron Walks into a Bar
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?" Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"
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Bad Legs
A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
"No thank you," she replies, "Alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
"No, they spread."
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Submitted BY: PatB
Odd Group in a Bar
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Bar Jokes
(Walks Into a Bar)
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, Blonde Jokes
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