Art & Music Jokes

Who Would You Trust?

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions? An in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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A Chain Saw and a Bagpipe

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? 
A: Add vibrato.

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Chicken Cross The Road - Bagpipe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bagpipe recital.

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