Insights

Q: What do the sun and cleavage have in common? 
A: You can look at both for a second, but if you want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.

Yo Mama - Sunken Chest

Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

Locate your Heart

An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked exactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast. That night she went to the emergency room with a gun shot in the knee.