Yo Mama - Checks

Yo' Mama is so poor, her checks bounce more than the cast of Baywatch.

Yo Mama - Dinner Time

Yo mamma's so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner she put her feet on the table and said, "Corn."

Yo Mama - Bathroom

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.