Yo Mama - Doorbell

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo Mama - One Shoe On

Yo mama so poor, she walks down the road with one shoe on and when you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, "No, I found one!"

Yo Mama - Haircut

Yo mama so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.