Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Backing Up

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

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Yo Mama - Phone Number

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I give weights not phone numbers!"

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Yo Mama - 50 Pound Test

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

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