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Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Scale Talk
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
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Yo Mama - Back To Bed
Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
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Dry Feet
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
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