Yo Mama - Nails Done

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo Mama - Highway Department

Yo' Mama is so fat, the highway department makes her wear an "Oversize Load" sign every time she takes a walk.

Yo Mama - Flesh Eating Disease

Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five years to live!