Yo Mama - Seafood

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo Mama - Buffet

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Mama - Shaking Hands

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!