Yo Mama - Fighter Pilots

Yo' Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."

Yo Mama's Butt

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo Mama - Bacon

Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon!