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Yo Mama - Monster Truck

Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"

Yo Mama - Seafood

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo Mama - Buffet

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Mama - Shaking Hands

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama - Drive In

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.