Yo Mama - Disneyland

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo Mama - Chili

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo Mama - M&M's

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat for an hour and a half trying to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.