Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Giving Birth

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Ladder

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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Yo Mama - Farting

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Anonymous
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