Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

A Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Fuck it, they don't pay me enough!"

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Yo Mama - Population

Yo momma's so fat even if she was the last person alive, the world would still be over populated!

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Yo Mama - Steal

Yo mama so poor, when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.

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