Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Seconds

Yo mama's so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Out of Orbit

Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

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Yo Mama - Boss Hoggs

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

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