Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Chilly Outside

Yo momma's so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside so she went outside with a spoon!

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Yo Mama - Orbit

Yo mama so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

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Yo Mama - Height

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

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